- Mothers are Yodas with breasts.
- Truthtelling will give me enemies. It will also give me freedom.
- It really is the motion of the ocean. IT REALLY FUCKING IS.
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"Every piece of clothing I own is personal and means something special to me. I love the process of putting an ensemble together and getting dressed, for me it’s my art form."
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But when I started working out, I struggled like a sorority girl in church after a Saturday night hook-up. Don’t make that face. The struggle is real. I mean, here I am, screaming “Love the skin you’re in!” and “Be confident — you’re beautiful just as you are, you’re worthy of love!” But I've taken up cycling and working out with a trainer, which will essentially change my body.
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We are women that curse, and women that drink, and women that pray (to whomever and whatever the hell we wanna pray to) and women that want it all, will do it all, and will get it all. And when we get it all, we'll find a new thing to do and be and get...because we can't be stopped. We are a force to be reckoned with.
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Pat on the lap + eye rub = I'm sleepy and I'm ready to cuddle.
Mouth open wide + finger inserted = I'm hungry woman. Feed me NOW.
Right fist to left shoulder + pointing = I love you.
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I know. How the hell does taking off your clothes in front of complete strangers, and twirling your hips like you're Beyoncé's back-up dancer, make you a better parent? To a little GIRL, no less! It's impossible, right? WRONG.
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And for a very VERY brief moment in time I wore color contacts. They were violet. Yup. VI-O-FUCKING-LET. And you couldn’t tell me I wasn’t fly. However, looking back, I WASN’T FLY. Not even the slightest bit. There isn’t a black girl on this planet who has naturally violet eyes. Not even GOOGLE could find one! I looked it up and ya know what came up - Japanese anime figures. It doesn’t exist. A black girl with naturally violet eyes is a mythical magical being - like a unicorn, or a griffin - or better yet - A PEGASUS.
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